Hey furriends, how’s evfurryone feline? Stella and I feline supurr excited because in a few short weeks, we’ll be turning one whole toe-bean old. That’s right, on May furrirst we’re going to be one! According to Google, that’s about fifteen in hooman years, which means I need to get serious about picking a career. As the only son, I feel obligated to one day take ovfurr Dad’s business, Nailed It Building and Construction. I am afterall, an expurrt at digging holes without equipment. Howevfurr, after weighing the purro’s and cons, I’ve decided carpentry and construction requires getting too dirty and being outdoors a great deal, and I’m an indoor kitty…so that obviously won’t work! I think a more remote career would suit me best. Sorry to let you down, Dad. Stella’s been working on her math – purrhaps she can take ovfurr?
Mom has actually inspired me with my career choice. Meowdeling! She constantly has the camera in my face, telling me how handsome I am, and that I’m her favfurrite fur baby (don’t tell Stella)! Ok, fine, maybe I made that last part up. Regardless, I’ve pawndered long and hard about this career path and I think it’s purrfect fur me! Not to paw myself on the back or anything, but I’ve caught a few glimpses of myself in the mirror and MEOW! I look good! My cat eyes are on point, I have a puffectly pink nose, my ear tufts really enhance my supurr long whiskers, my tail is extra fluffy, I’m purretty tall when I reach up to get treats, and I have the purrsonality of a ham-bone (aka, supurr laid back and chill), but I’m still a kitten at heart. Purrhaps my biggest mowdeling flex is once I get to know you, I love evfurryone and evfurryone loves me.
If moewdeling does work out, what other purrfessions should I consider? Let me hear your ideas; I’m all ears! Did I just hear someone suggest a treat tester?! Don’t be kitten with me right now. That sounds like a pawtasic job!
