The Otis Feed

Perhaps unsurpurrisingly, summer has flown by once again this year and in some fashion, the kiddos are gearing up to go back to school.

I’ve purrsonally been home schooled my entire life. Obviously, I don’t do well with transpurrtation of any kind let alone the public variety, and the thought of riding a ginormous yellow rig with LOTS of kids scares the bah-Jeepers out of me. Also I’m told the older you are, the less nap times are offurred, which would really bring out my cattitude.

Thus, my homeschool schedule is as follows:

8:00-8:45: nap time

8:46-9:30: snack time

9:31-10:15: science class (aka, bird watching),

10:16-11:45: nap time

11:46-12:30: lunch time (my mom always makes sure turkey is on the menu),

12:31-1:15: social studies (waiting fur the mail man to delivfurr more Amazon packages and meow through the door — totally social),

1:16-2:30: recess (trying to catch the String Thing on YouTube. SO. MUCH. FUN.)

2:31-3:15 nap time.

I’m purretty sure I’ll be a straight-A student this year!