WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Picture Purrfect
Mom likes to keep updated pictures of us kids in the house and usually uses school pictures as the purrfect opportunity to do so.
Ellie recently had picture day at school and (unfortunately) her track record requires her to have to purrticipate in picture retake day. I’m happy to report that this year on the furrist try, her picture came out gorgina! (That’s how the cool cats abbreviate gorgeous.) Her hair sported soft curls, her smile is on point, and her necklace is purrfectly […]
Stressing Meowt!
Hi furriends! Sorry if it looks like I’m flipping the bird, but I am starting to feel seasonal stress sneaking up on me and I think talking it out might help?
Furrist and foremost—I know I go through this evfurry year, but I still don’t have a Halloween costume picked out. The time crunch is really stressing meowt, so I think I’ll just dress as a cat. I feel confident I can pull it off. I already have the whiskers, pointy ears, long tail, and the […]
A Close Call
Mom loves her job and has received many compliments fur her advertising assistance. You might be surpurrised to know, but she sometimes jokes that she missed her calling in life as a doctor. She often knows how to treat certain illnesses without even seeing an actual doctor…the only thing she’s lacking is the white coat, official name badge, and the authority to write purrescriptions. Whelp, recently I stumped Mom and she threatened to take me to the veterinary urgent care.
You’re purrobably wondering […]
My Golden Birthday
Surpurrise! I just couldn’t wait until next week’s normally scheduled post to celebrate with you all. What are we celebrating you ask? It’s my golden birthday today! That’s right, I’m turning fifteen on the fifteenth! That’s a grand total of three pity-paws and one toe bean if you’re counting along with me.
I’ve been too busy catnapping the summer away to plan a birthday pawty. Besides, I think I’m a little too old (and anti-social) fur pawty’s anyway. Instead, I’ll be spending the day […]
