WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO

Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
O Christmas Tree
Well folks, the Christmas tree is up and might I say it looks purrfect!
I think Santa Paws will appurrove, too.
Ellie and I only helped a little bit with the decorating, though she was excited to put the balls on the tree (aka ornaments) and to play with Mom’s elf decorations. Silly Ellie, she thought they were babies. At least that kept her busy and out of Mom and Dad’s hair for most of the tree trimming. As usual, I was in and out of boxes […]
Thankful fur Turkey and more
2020 has been a year fur the history books, but as I wash up fur Turkey Day, I must say, there’s so much I’m thankful fur this year.
Despite having to spend more time with the family than evfurr befurr, I want say thank you to my purrents fur putting a roof ovfurr my head, an abundance of blankies fur catnapping, toys to play with when I’m feline frisky, an endless amount of filtered fridge water and paw-ty mix fur days. I would also […]
The Battle of Bedtime
Ellie has made huge strides when it comes to her sleep patterns -knock on wood- thanks to Mom.
Honestly, over the last few weeks, she’s been a saint!
This means I get to spend more quality time with my purrents watching the boob-tube before beddy-bye.
Though, I am beginning to wonder if sleep regression is contagious. Recently, before bed, Dad has started whispering something rather odd into my ear.
“Set an alarm for 6AM – NOT 1AM.” Like I’m Siri or something. What The […]
Mr. Purresident
To begin, I would like to start off by wishing evfurryone a happy Whisker Wednesday!
Secondly, I’d like to officially apologize fur letting the Ameowican people down by losing the 2020 Purresidental election.
I guess Ameowica just wasn’t ready fur a feline Purresident. However I can assure you both felines and crazy cat ladies alike will continue to stick together and fight fur what’s right over the next four years. And in case you have furgotten our official platform, allow me to me remind […]