WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO

Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Work Smarter, Not Harder
I’ve been crying up a storm lately – and fur good reason!
Mom’s been stocking up on groceries again just in case fur hits the fan, which means a stock pile of treats fur yours truly. Lucky fur me, Mom just opened a new bag of pawty-mix and I can’t get enough of them!
This got me thinking of an old phrase you humans use– work smarter, not harder!
Ya see, with Halloween coming this Sunday, I nevfurr got my act together in time to get a costume. […]
My Jam
I’m not sure if any of you dear readers know this, but my Mom LOVES to sing; almost as much as she loves me. She’s constantly singing and is actually really good at it. The only critique I have is how loud she likes her music; purrhaps that’s a story fur another day.
Occasionally, Mom makes up her own songs – she’s whipped up a couple fur Ellie and even Dad and they both know them and sing along when she breaks out in song. Mom […]
Turkey Day
Halloween is only a couple weeks away and I have yet to nail down a fur-sure costume, but I can’t be worrying about that right meow – I have bigger fish to fry. I can’t believe my ears but, appurrently, Mom and Dad are hosting Turkey Day…at our house!
Please feel furree to correct me if I’m a little out of line, but I have a few questions and concerns regarding this butter-ball-bombshell.
Fur starters, why?
There’s nothing like a doggie-bag filled with left ovfurr turkey. Does Mom […]
All Kinds Of Bugs
Mom was right – school is back in session, which means evfurryone is apt to get a bug of some sort. Mom took Ellie to the doctors yesterday just to be on the safe side because when someone is feeling even just a little under the weather, sneezes sideways, or coughs because a piece of catnip went down the wrong pipe; now-a-days folks automatically assume its Covid. You know what assume means people? Sorry fur the cattitude – but this is even starting to affect […]