WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
I Can’t Believe My Ears!
Remember awhile back how Mom was talking about someone named Stella?
Yeah, well, I thought that was just a phase she was going through but recently I became aware of another feline in her life, apparently sporting the name Phoebe.
Who the fluff is Phoebe?! And why does Mom talk about how cute and little she is?!
I can’t believe my ears, but as the story goes, appurrarently one of Mom’s furriends rescued a newborn kitten and Mom has been kitten sitting throughout the […]
The Baby of the House
Ellie is supurr into her baby dolls lately. She holds, hugs, kisses and tells them, “don’t cry. It’s ok, I’ll help you.” When she lays them down to go night night, she even says “sweet dreams”!
It’s actually quite cute how she looks after them.
I would purresume she gets these fantastic motherly qualities furrom Mom – because let’s be real. Mom has done the same thing for me since the day she brought me home, and even at 11 years old, still treats me like her […]
Hoppy (Belated) Easter
Have any of you evfurr seen the Easter Bunny?
I purrsonally haven’t and this year, I was determined to stay up and wait fur him. After waiting (somewhat impatiently) under the blankets of the couch, and with no sign of the elusive hare, I quickly came up with a new plan of action — hiding behind the doorway. I thought fur sure I’d catch him this way. After what felt like an eternity, I decided it was close enough to breakfast time and my stomach was […]
When will it be my turn?
When the TV is on at home, Mom is either catching up on her reality shows, Dad is watching UFC fights, car or nature shows, and Ellie either wants to watch Paw Patrol or purrimpresses.
Talk about purredictable!
Because I’m a cat, the laws of nature dictate that I’m obligated to sleep half the day away. What the laws of nature do not state however, is that once awake, I shouldn’t be afforded the opportunity to choose what I would like to.
Tom and Jerry fur example. Who […]
