WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Catnip
As you all may know by now, my Mom is a bit of an ovfurr-the-top neat furreak. Thus, it is only on the super rare occasion that I am allowed to indulge in catnip mostly due to the the mess it makes.
Much to my surpurrise, when I meowed very politely fur some paw-ty mix last night, Mom pulled out the bag of catnip instead.
What is going on here?
Is she feeling ok?
Is it Halloween already?
Regardless, I wasn’t about to remind […]
Ottie is My Name. Don’t Wear It Out.
It’s no secret that my kid sister Ellie looks up to me (well, technically it goes both ways I suppose, but that’s besides the point!).
She’s a thoughtful kid and wants to include me in evfurrything she does, and I mean evfurry thing! Here’s a brief breakdown of her commands -er- I mean suggestions for me:
“Ottie colors.” – Technically, I just watch her color and bat around whatever crayon she gives me. She thinks it’s funny, so I must be doing something right.
“Ottie […]
Dental Hygiene
My mom cares deeply about the family’s dental hygiene, which is very nice of her – making sure everyone is equipped with the purroper toothbrush, toothpaste and evfurry six months has a purrper cleaning with someone called a dentist is no small feat. Because my kid sister isn’t always keen on having her teeth brushed, Mom tells Ellie she’s going to tickle her teeth.
Sounds purretty terrifying, actually.
Good thing that Elmo toothbrush seems to subdue her.
I’ve purrsonally nevfurr been to the dentist, […]
Where’s the Heat?
Granted, we are just now emerging from the other side of a week-long heat wave, but cold weather is officially here to stay folks. I expect the heat to be turned on, which my purrents have neglected to do.
I suppose it’s because they aren’t home during the day so they aren’t worried about a cold house until they get home, which is approximately when they turn the mini-splits on for a hot second. Now, I’m no expert in geothermal technology, but doesn’t that defeat […]
