WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Safety Furrst
Nearly evfurryday, the mailman shows up on our doorstep like clockwork and leaves behind a variety of undisclosed treasures (you guessed it; my mother is a contributing member of something called Amazon Prime). Yesterday it was a gigantic box, which admittedly, made me supurr excited.
Like a kid on Christmas morning (purrpobably because she furrgot what she ordered) my mom came home furrom work and ripped open the box, pulled out a car seat, inspected it furrom top to bottom, and then neatly placed it off […]
Celepurrations
This past week I’ve gotten back in touch with my inner paw-ty animal – and for more than one occasion.
The first cause for celebration was, of course, the Furrth of July. Happy purrthday Ameowica! My family looked admittedly adorable all dressed up in their red, white, and blue outfits – with nowhere to go. But it’s the thought that counts I suppose. I did my best to look as paw-triotic as I could as well; with my white, tan and somewhat blue eyes. Other than […]
You have got to be Kitten Me
Pardon the pun but, you’ve cat to be kitten me right meow…
Evfurryone knows my mom is in the frightful process of training my kid sister to be a crazy cat lady and carry on this dubious family legacy.
She has SO many cat stuffed animals – which is all fine and dandy because —as we all know— I am still my mother’s favfurrite kitty!
Recently, I ovfurrheard my Mom talking about someone by the name of Stella.
Who is Stella? And why does she make it sound like […]
The “Cat-Mom” voice
Befurr my sister was born, my purrents took a vow between each other to nevfurr speak “baby” to her. They’ve done a supurrb job sticking to this promise – I on the other hand, am not exempt from this rule. My mother calls this torturous language her “cat-mom” voice.
Evfurr since I was a kitten, my mother has ALWAYS spoken to me in this “cat-mom” voice.
[Insert eye roll!]
The volume level of this voice of course belongs in another stratosphere of decibels – so much so that […]
