WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET OTIS JOE, A CAT LIKE NO OTHER
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising Ashley Kristjansson is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady … with only one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and now the entire world, that one feline is a world class nap taker, the gold standard of grumpiness, and God’s gift to Instagram. Everyday, tens of hundreds of people are inspired by the one and only Otis Joe to cuddle, mooch, and snack on turkey deli meat to their heart’s content. Otis is a soon to be ten year old house kitty, his lineage is unknown-like most comic book heroes-but mom Ashley believes he is part Turkish Van, perhaps explaining his love for the aforementioned sandwich meat. “I love him as though he were my furrrst born, I am his familiar if you will, unfortunately, my husband is his favorite person-reluctantly I might add-but I will continue to fight for his undying love and attention.” His life has been full of ups and downs, from his early experiences with the outside world to the comfort of his cat stroller, as well as his long battle with “cat acne” Otis has etched his name into the annuals of cat history. Now, for the first time ever, the legendarily lazy feline will allow our cameras into his everyday life. Main Street Magazine and its readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King of Catnaps and all of his furbaby adventures, won’t you join us? What do you say Otis?
[All cat puns are not my intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of my mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. -Otis Joe]
THE OTIS FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Pampurred
It seems as though you humans insist upon leaving the house in order to pampurr yourselves. For instance; getting your haircut, having your nails done, or a massage at the spa. If you ask me, that just sounds like too much trouble to me to have to leave the comfurrts of home.
Not to rub it in, but luckily fur me, I don’t have to leave own home to enjoy these relaxing services. This allows me to always be available to get my ears cleaned (with […]
I’m Feline 22’
Purrhaps it’s because I’m my mother’s child, but to quote Taylor Swift, “I don’t know about you, but I’m feline 22’!”
Nothing too exciting happened while ringing in the New Year. Ellie and Dad slept right through it all. Purr usual, Mom and I snuggled and watched the ball drop together. Nothing feels more official than listening to Ryan Seacrest countdown to the stroke of midnight, unsynchronized with the actual clock on TV. There’s always next year, Ryan.
As fur my new years resolution?
I’ve pondered the thought […]
Christmas 2021
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! Santa Paws sure was supurr generous this year! It must have been the extra treats I left out for Rudolph and the gang. Despite Mom’s Christmas camouflage décor, another year has gone by of me sleeping right through Santa Paws coming. He sure is sneaky!
I received everything on my list and then some. I got a mousey laser-light to chase after, some pawty-mix, and a very special Fancy Fest wet food treat. Not to mention all the […]
Meowy Christmas To All
Phew, I can’t believe Santa Paws arrives Furriday night. I can hardly contain my excitement! The family and I are basically ready. Just a few last minute gifts trickling in furrom the mailman. This means I’ll have to once again lend a paw to Mom wrapping the last few purresents. It’s alright though – I get to floss the teef I have left while chasing after the ribbon. That’s what I call multi-tasking my furriends.
Ellie will be leaving milk and cookies out for Santa Paws. […]
