WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Furrhawk
You guys – it’s time furr some real talk. My mom is crazy – and not just cat lady crazy!
This whole pandemic has caused salons to be closed furr too long. My mom has been complaining she needs a haircut. I think she looks fine. And besides – her hair is almost always pulled back so it’s not like anyone would even notice if she got her hair cut anyway.
She’s always putting little bows in my little sister’s hair and lately, these small boxes furrom […]
Mother’s Day Purresent
I’ve always known I was adopted. It’s quite obvious just in our appurrance.
My pet-parents have two legs — I have four. They speak English — I speak Cat. They have skin — I have fur. They don’t take catnaps — I do. They want something sweet furr snack time — I prefurr paw-ty mix. They say knee-slapper — I say paw-slapper.
The list could go on…but I think you get the gist.
Often times, I find myself in deep thought about what my cat family is up […]
Transpurrtation
This week’s post is inspired by Main Street Magazine’s May issue. The fine folks at MSM dedicated this purrticular issue to transportation.
Fun right? Well…
Not many of you may know this about cha’ boy but back in the day, when I was a kitten, I longed to see the great outdoors. And staring out the window just wasn’t cutting the mustard.
I cried and cried at the door – so my mom decided to tap into my turkey fund and bought me a stroller.
What’s wrong with that? […]
Purrsonal Hygiene
So it’s time fur some real talk.
I realize that a few weeks ago I said that when this whole quarantine thing is over I’d miss my family,
but ya know – things change.
I want my catnaps to go uninterrupted fur once! Is that really too much to ask? I think I’m starting to get bags under my eyes – is even possible fur cats?
In an effort to keep myself in the best shape possible, I’m taking matters into my own pitty-paws and working overtime to maintain […]
