WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
You have got to be Kitten Me
Pardon the pun but, you’ve cat to be kitten me right meow…
Evfurryone knows my mom is in the frightful process of training my kid sister to be a crazy cat lady and carry on this dubious family legacy.
She has SO many cat stuffed animals – which is all fine and dandy because —as we all know— I am still my mother’s favfurrite kitty!
Recently, I ovfurrheard my Mom talking about someone by the name of Stella.
Who is Stella? And why does she make it sound like […]
The “Cat-Mom” voice
Befurr my sister was born, my purrents took a vow between each other to nevfurr speak “baby” to her. They’ve done a supurrb job sticking to this promise – I on the other hand, am not exempt from this rule. My mother calls this torturous language her “cat-mom” voice.
Evfurr since I was a kitten, my mother has ALWAYS spoken to me in this “cat-mom” voice.
[Insert eye roll!]
The volume level of this voice of course belongs in another stratosphere of decibels – so much so that […]
Happy Father’s Day!
I would like to start off by saying how much I love my dad – despite his hesitations when it came time to adopt me.
He does so much fur the family, so I purrsonally celebrate my Dad evfurryday, not just on Father’s Day. And after all, I have chosen him as my human (sorry Mom!).
He is the ultimate couch-potato pal; where we catch up on manly shows like UFC, Counting Cars, Forged in Fire, and Ink Masters.
He also doesn’t mind sharing a good snack while […]
Reflections on a Summer Bod
As I was getting ready fur the day this morning, plucking my whiskers and grooming myself to be presentable enough for my mother’s persistent photo shoots, I was shocked to find an abundance of extra fluff staring back at me in the mirror.
I am keenly aware that summer’s official commencement is only a few weeks away. Like most humans, I had the purrest of intentions this past winter of having and maintaining the purrfect summer body.
Now, considering this morning’s portly discovery, I’m not sure if […]
