WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET STELLA + JOEY
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising, Ashley Kristjansson, is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady who once upon a time only had one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and the entire world, that one feline, Otis, used this platform to take us on many indoor kitty adventures and earned himself quite the fan following. Upgrading from one to two cats, Ashley would like to introduce her new furbabies, Stella and Joey, whom are now taking over the monthly Main Street Magazine pet web posts. Readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King and Queen of Ashley’s heart and all of their furbaby adventures. Won’t you join us?
[All cat puns are not our intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of our mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. – Stella & Joey]
THE CAT FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
A Scaredy-Cat about the Coronavirus
Through the ambient evening sounds of my sister running around and pots and pans clanging while dinner is being prepared, my ears are angled toward the television. I hear the news about COVID-19 or the coronavirus as it’s refurred to by you humans.
Just because I’m an indoor kitty, doesn’t mean the outside world doesn’t affect me.
Truth be told, I don’t know where my purrents and kid sister have been all day, if they sang the birthday song while they […]
My thoughts on the Two-Night Furrnale
Despite the time change and losing an entire hour of catnapping, I couldn’t resist what was claimed to be, (and I quote Chris Harrison) “The most dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelor history!”
I’ll admit; it was a nail biter two-night furrnale fur sure!
But purrhaps what was even more entertaining was watching Peter’s mom’s reaction to how things turned out. She was obviously team Hannah-Ann (as was I), but true love is never easy. I can relate to Madison on some level though, the […]
POTIS Weighs in on Supurr Tuesday
I really don’t see what is so Supurr about this Tuesday in purrticular. As you can see from my latest photo, I’m more than a little strung out when it comes to this particular election season. Quite frankly, at this moment in time, the only delegates I care about winning over are those in charge of Fancy Feast and cold turkey slices.
Speaking as your Purrmander and Chief, I propose a prolonged cat-nap at the conclusion of this seemingly endless cycle of […]
A Paw in Meowaige
My mom hasn’t missed an episode of The Bachelor since the show’s inception. Like the good fur child that I am, I usually stick around evfurrry Monday night to watch the women get cattier and cattier – sorry ladies I call it like I see it. Clearly this season Peter seems to enjoy getting a little too close for my comfort. Excuse me while I cough up a hairball – that’s just gross, Peter! You’re supposed to use your tongue to groom your […]
