WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET OTIS JOE, A CAT LIKE NO OTHER
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising Ashley Kristjansson is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady … with only one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and now the entire world, that one feline is a world class nap taker, the gold standard of grumpiness, and God’s gift to Instagram. Everyday, tens of hundreds of people are inspired by the one and only Otis Joe to cuddle, mooch, and snack on turkey deli meat to their heart’s content. Otis is a soon to be ten year old house kitty, his lineage is unknown-like most comic book heroes-but mom Ashley believes he is part Turkish Van, perhaps explaining his love for the aforementioned sandwich meat. “I love him as though he were my furrrst born, I am his familiar if you will, unfortunately, my husband is his favorite person-reluctantly I might add-but I will continue to fight for his undying love and attention.” His life has been full of ups and downs, from his early experiences with the outside world to the comfort of his cat stroller, as well as his long battle with “cat acne” Otis has etched his name into the annuals of cat history. Now, for the first time ever, the legendarily lazy feline will allow our cameras into his everyday life. Main Street Magazine and its readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King of Catnaps and all of his furbaby adventures, won’t you join us? What do you say Otis?
[All cat puns are not my intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of my mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. -Otis Joe]
THE OTIS FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
My Christmas List
Ellie has just about every single Disney princess toy on her Christmas list, but a princess Anna dress furrom Frozen and a watch are at the very top. I know this because I overhead her on the phone with the big guy himself!
Mom really wants a new pair of slippers, Ellie of course promptly reminded her to put them on her list to Santa Claus, and suggested that maybe she should ask fur a rainbow pair instead of the usual black. To my knowledge, Dad […]
Cat purroofing your Christmas Tree
Not to brag or anything, but evfurr since I was a kitten, I’ve never attempted more than just nibble the Christmas tree when after it’s been initially being set up, (you know, just to make sure its not some sort of treat in disguise). And I swear on my favfurrite turkey snack, I’ve never laid a paw on a single ornament.
Now I’m sure you’ve seen cat Christmas meme’s flooding your Facebook feed insinuating we are all on the naughty list, and I understand not all […]
A New Theme
I hope you all had a wonderful turkey day. I fur one felt like a turkey myself by the end of the day and am just now officially coming out of my turkey coma.
Any who, on a more exciting note, the tree is up, which means Santa Paws is comin’ to town! The Saturday after Thanksgiving Mom ALWAYS decorates for Christmas. The tree usually has a “theme” to it, which is actually more like color coordinating with the living room décor. In years past, when […]
Happy Thanksgiving Eve
Happy Thanksgiving Eve furriends! As we prepare to gather around the table, I would like to express evfurrything I am grateful fur this year.
Furrst and furmost – I’m SO grateful for my teef, or shall I say the ones I have remaining. Despite all the trips to the vets, and having dental surgery, I am able to continue giving mom little love-bites, eating my wet food, dry food, paw-ty mix, and my beloved turkey!
Secondly, I want to thank my family fur all they do fur […]
