WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET OTIS JOE, A CAT LIKE NO OTHER
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising Ashley Kristjansson is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady … with only one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and now the entire world, that one feline is a world class nap taker, the gold standard of grumpiness, and God’s gift to Instagram. Everyday, tens of hundreds of people are inspired by the one and only Otis Joe to cuddle, mooch, and snack on turkey deli meat to their heart’s content. Otis is a soon to be ten year old house kitty, his lineage is unknown-like most comic book heroes-but mom Ashley believes he is part Turkish Van, perhaps explaining his love for the aforementioned sandwich meat. “I love him as though he were my furrrst born, I am his familiar if you will, unfortunately, my husband is his favorite person-reluctantly I might add-but I will continue to fight for his undying love and attention.” His life has been full of ups and downs, from his early experiences with the outside world to the comfort of his cat stroller, as well as his long battle with “cat acne” Otis has etched his name into the annuals of cat history. Now, for the first time ever, the legendarily lazy feline will allow our cameras into his everyday life. Main Street Magazine and its readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King of Catnaps and all of his furbaby adventures, won’t you join us? What do you say Otis?
[All cat puns are not my intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of my mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. -Otis Joe]
THE OTIS FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
The Battle of Bedtime
Ellie has made huge strides when it comes to her sleep patterns -knock on wood- thanks to Mom.
Honestly, over the last few weeks, she’s been a saint!
This means I get to spend more quality time with my purrents watching the boob-tube before beddy-bye.
Though, I am beginning to wonder if sleep regression is contagious. Recently, before bed, Dad has started whispering something rather odd into my ear.
“Set an alarm for 6AM – NOT 1AM.” Like I’m Siri or something. What The […]
Mr. Purresident
To begin, I would like to start off by wishing evfurryone a happy Whisker Wednesday!
Secondly, I’d like to officially apologize fur letting the Ameowican people down by losing the 2020 Purresidental election.
I guess Ameowica just wasn’t ready fur a feline Purresident. However I can assure you both felines and crazy cat ladies alike will continue to stick together and fight fur what’s right over the next four years. And in case you have furgotten our official platform, allow me to me remind […]
Trick-or-Treating All Year Long
Halloween was this past Caturday and much to the surrprise of everyone in the family, Ellie wasn’t into it this year.
I believe she was supposed to be a rainbow unicorn? In that case I don’t blame her; it wouldn’t have been my furrst choice either, but then again I don’t like dressing up. And besides, she’s too little fur candy.
My parents can be a little silly sometimes. Wasn’t my Mother just recently worried about the family’s dental hygiene?
yikes
Luckily fur me […]
A Snowy Furrcast
The furrecast for the end of this week purredicts snow. *insert the collective groan from those dreading the winter blues*
Though some might have their tails in a knot ovfurr this, I’m actually purrretty excited. The approaching flakes even have me feeling a bit nostalgic!
Firstly, the changing season can only mean the return of the snow birdies I so love to sit and observe (which includes my Mom’s favorite; the cardinal).
I get to snuggle up on the couch with the family all wrapped up in cozy […]
