WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET OTIS JOE, A CAT LIKE NO OTHER
OTIS JOE & ASHLEY JO
Our director of advertising Ashley Kristjansson is a self proclaimed crazy cat lady … with only one cat. Luckily for Ashley, and now the entire world, that one feline is a world class nap taker, the gold standard of grumpiness, and God’s gift to Instagram. Everyday, tens of hundreds of people are inspired by the one and only Otis Joe to cuddle, mooch, and snack on turkey deli meat to their heart’s content. Otis is a soon to be ten year old house kitty, his lineage is unknown-like most comic book heroes-but mom Ashley believes he is part Turkish Van, perhaps explaining his love for the aforementioned sandwich meat. “I love him as though he were my furrrst born, I am his familiar if you will, unfortunately, my husband is his favorite person-reluctantly I might add-but I will continue to fight for his undying love and attention.” His life has been full of ups and downs, from his early experiences with the outside world to the comfort of his cat stroller, as well as his long battle with “cat acne” Otis has etched his name into the annuals of cat history. Now, for the first time ever, the legendarily lazy feline will allow our cameras into his everyday life. Main Street Magazine and its readers have been granted one of a kind access to the King of Catnaps and all of his furbaby adventures, won’t you join us? What do you say Otis?
[All cat puns are not my intellectual property and are the sole responsibility of my mother who refuses to let twenty four hours go by without using one. -Otis Joe]
THE OTIS FEED: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Introducing Dr. Ellie
Whoop Whoop! School’s out fur summer. But if you recall, back in Septempurr, chapter fourteen started with Mom crying like a baby because her human child was starting purre-k. Fast forward to this past Furriday, and now Ellie has graduated. Mom and Dad are so purroud of how much Ellie has grown and learned ovfurr the last school year…and to be honest, I am too!
Ellie started the school year wanting to be a purrincess. I would have expected nothing less furrom her. But […]
Happy (Belated) Father’s Day
Happy (Belated) Father’s Day
I play a good Momma’s boy when I need to. Purrimary when I want something – like extra pawty-mix, or to be brushed. But in all reality, I’m one hundred purrcent a Daddy’s boy. I know Mom is the one who wanted to adopt me, but Dad and I have this undeniable connection. If you didn’t know better, you’d think he’s my biological Dad. They say animals pick who they want to adopt, well, I picked Dad.
As his only […]
Coming or Going?
Mom doesn’t furget much at all. That is until recently she furrgot what day her doctor’s appointment was on. She showed up an entire day early. I guess that’s better than missing it all together? The point I’m trying to purrove is that our schedules are so busy right meow, we don’t know if we are coming or going – hence the pose in this week’s picture.
Thank goodness fur Mom writing this all down on the calendar, I know exactly when the fam-bam […]
PSA
Psspsspss, may I have your attention please! In case you haven’t noticed already, due to wildfurrs in Canada, the outside air quality here in our Tristate area has reached dangerous levels. With that said, it’s recommended you and your pets limit your time outside, so now is the purrfect time to hunker down and purractice being an indoor kitty until the air clears. Take it furrom me, a purrofessional indoor kitty, here are some key steps you’ll want to abide by to master such […]
