Ovfurr The Hill

I would like to take a moment and thank evfurryone fur the purrthday love.

You sure do know how to make this handsome-pants feel special.

I’ve recently come to the sobering realization that I’m officially ovfurr the hill. In order to keep myself in the best shape possible, live a long, healthy life (and keep up with […]

By |2021-01-12T14:09:44-05:00August 19th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Purrthdays

Raise your paw if your purrthday is in August!

There are so many August purrthdays in my family, not including my own. Both of my Grandmothers’ purrthdays are back- to-back; August 6th and 7th respectfully. I have a couple Aunts with purrthdays too, and, not to be outdone, my kid sister just turned two years old […]

By |2021-01-12T14:09:36-05:00August 12th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Dinosaurs

There are many purrks to summer.

Basking in the sun that shines through the window, watching my family play in the kitty pool, and the scent of the furresh outdoors on evfurryones clothes.

Ah! But of course with the good, comes the bad.

My purrents tell folks that I am the very definition of a “scaredy-cat”, and I […]

By |2021-01-12T14:09:26-05:00August 5th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Unpawlievable!

Shortly after last week’s post, the unimaginable, unthinkable, most devastating thing happened.

As I made my daily venture to the fridge and meowed in my usual polite manner in order to obtain my favorite turkey treat, I was instead given — CHICKEN!

Un-paw-lievable!

In all my cat years, this kind of atrocity has nevfurr happened befurr.

You see, […]

By |2021-01-12T14:09:18-05:00July 29th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Snuggle Man

One should never doubt the feline instinct.

Evfurry evening, after my mother has finished her fussy routine of tidying up the house, she attempts to sneak ovfurr to the couch and interrupt my ever-so-peaceful “befurr bed” cat nap in the hopes that I will suddenly become her “snuggle man.” She asks this of me in her […]

By |2021-01-12T14:09:09-05:00July 22nd, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Safety Furrst

Nearly evfurryday, the mailman shows up on our doorstep like clockwork and leaves behind a variety of undisclosed treasures (you guessed it; my mother is a contributing member of something called Amazon Prime). Yesterday it was a gigantic box, which admittedly, made me  supurr excited.

Like a kid on Christmas morning (purrpobably because she furrgot what […]

By |2021-01-12T14:08:59-05:00July 15th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Celepurrations

This past week I’ve gotten back in touch with my inner paw-ty animal – and for more than one occasion.

The first cause for celebration was, of course, the Furrth of July. Happy purrthday Ameowica! My family looked admittedly adorable all dressed up in their red, white, and blue outfits – with nowhere to go. But […]

By |2021-01-12T14:08:43-05:00July 8th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

You have got to be Kitten Me

Pardon the pun but, you’ve cat to be kitten me right meow…

Evfurryone knows my mom is in the frightful process of training my kid sister to be a crazy cat lady and carry on this dubious family legacy.

She has SO many cat stuffed animals – which is all fine and dandy because —as we all […]

By |2021-01-12T14:08:34-05:00July 1st, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

The “Cat-Mom” voice

Befurr my sister was born, my purrents took a vow between each other to nevfurr speak “baby” to her. They’ve done a supurrb job sticking to this promise – I on the other hand, am not exempt from this rule. My mother calls this torturous language her “cat-mom” voice.

Evfurr since I was a kitten, my […]

By |2021-01-12T14:08:24-05:00June 24th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|

Happy Father’s Day!

I would like to start off by saying how much I love my dad – despite his hesitations when it came time to adopt me.

He does so much fur the family, so I purrsonally celebrate my Dad evfurryday, not just on Father’s Day. And after all, I have chosen him as my human (sorry Mom!).

He […]

By |2021-01-12T14:08:15-05:00June 17th, 2020|The OTIS Feed|
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