A New Breed of Shark

Baby sharks, Mommy sharks, Daddy sharks – that’s the extent of my knowledge on sharks (thanks to Ellie). So when Mom announced with excitement her Shark had arrived, I had no idea what to expect, but it is in my cat DNA to be curious.

I sat and watched as Mom carefully opened a box to […]

By |2022-04-27T19:58:10-04:00April 27th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Easter Review

Top of the afternoon to ya! (Sorry, my Mom’s ridiculous fake British accent is contagious!) I hope you all had a wonderful Easter. I tried staying awake to catch a glimpse of the rabbit, but as the saying goes, he was ‘quick like a bunny!’ Better luck next year I guess.

The Easter Bunny outdid himself […]

By |2022-04-20T18:17:54-04:00April 20th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Dream Land

Mom, Dad, and Ellie had their furrst weekend getaway of the year this past weekend and left me to my own devices. I had no one to talk to, no one to play with, and no one to give the stink eye to when swooping in for a kiss. With so much time on my […]

By |2022-04-14T11:00:34-04:00April 13th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

The Twenty-Furrst Century

You guys purrobably won’t believe me when I tell you we just got Internet at our house after living there fur four, almost five years. No, I’m not kitten. And no we don’t live under a rock. Purrhaps I should refurrase that. We’ve had very little internet service at our house; basically dial-up speed. We […]

By |2022-04-06T18:47:34-04:00April 6th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Many Pants

I’ve nevfurr quite understood how humans could wear “many hats” when in fact I’ve nevfurr seen anyone wear more than one at a time, or, none at all. Take Mom fur example. It’s a supurr rare occasion she actually wears a hat. It really only happens when temps reach sub zero or she’s going fur […]

By |2022-03-30T08:50:48-04:00March 30th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Spurring Cleaning: Plot Twist

Mom has a real OCD purroblem; no, I’m not talking about the obvious obsessive cat disorder. Our house literally looks like no one lives here because Mom is such a neat furreak. She enforces a strict household rule that when you’re done with something, put to back where it belongs, or else it runs the […]

By |2022-03-23T10:28:12-04:00March 23rd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Bachelor Nation

Mom has been watching The Bachelor since the shows inception 20 years ago (sorry fur aging you, ma). She’s purrobably the one who started Bachelor Nation she’s such a fan of the show. By default, purrimarily because I’m the only one who’s willing to watch each season as hopeless romantics take their journey to find […]

By |2022-03-16T12:24:55-04:00March 16th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Dr. Otis

We’ve all heard the saying “sharing is caring”. Well, Dad took this quite literally when he came home a couple weeks ago with the common cold, which he promptly gave to Ellie. Poor kid was down and out fur a few days, but then bounced back after sharing the cold with Mom.

Mom sure knows how […]

By |2022-03-09T13:52:47-05:00March 9th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

My Balding Belly

You’re purrobably wondering why I’m spread eagle. Quite frankly, so am I. I can purromise you I’m not going into purrnography, I’d much rather model my handsome pants!

Ya see, Mom noticed my fur disappearing furrom my belly a couple weeks ago and became instantly paranoid about my balding belly. In true Mom fashion, she has […]

By |2022-03-02T18:12:05-05:00March 2nd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

My Furrst Picnic

I have a purretty strict diet. Mainly due to my considerly small palette that only consists of turkey, wet food, dry food, pawty-mix, and occasionally a pinch of catnip. Ellie enjoys whipping up some interesting entrées from her kitchen set on a regular basis. So when she invited me to join her for a picnic […]

By |2022-02-23T11:44:41-05:00February 23rd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|
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