Dream Land

Mom, Dad, and Ellie had their furrst weekend getaway of the year this past weekend and left me to my own devices. I had no one to talk to, no one to play with, and no one to give the stink eye to when swooping in for a kiss. With so much time on my […]

By |2022-04-14T11:00:34-04:00April 13th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

The Twenty-Furrst Century

You guys purrobably won’t believe me when I tell you we just got Internet at our house after living there fur four, almost five years. No, I’m not kitten. And no we don’t live under a rock. Purrhaps I should refurrase that. We’ve had very little internet service at our house; basically dial-up speed. We […]

By |2022-04-06T18:47:34-04:00April 6th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Many Pants

I’ve nevfurr quite understood how humans could wear “many hats” when in fact I’ve nevfurr seen anyone wear more than one at a time, or, none at all. Take Mom fur example. It’s a supurr rare occasion she actually wears a hat. It really only happens when temps reach sub zero or she’s going fur […]

By |2022-03-30T08:50:48-04:00March 30th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Spurring Cleaning: Plot Twist

Mom has a real OCD purroblem; no, I’m not talking about the obvious obsessive cat disorder. Our house literally looks like no one lives here because Mom is such a neat furreak. She enforces a strict household rule that when you’re done with something, put to back where it belongs, or else it runs the […]

By |2022-03-23T10:28:12-04:00March 23rd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Bachelor Nation

Mom has been watching The Bachelor since the shows inception 20 years ago (sorry fur aging you, ma). She’s purrobably the one who started Bachelor Nation she’s such a fan of the show. By default, purrimarily because I’m the only one who’s willing to watch each season as hopeless romantics take their journey to find […]

By |2022-03-16T12:24:55-04:00March 16th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

Dr. Otis

We’ve all heard the saying “sharing is caring”. Well, Dad took this quite literally when he came home a couple weeks ago with the common cold, which he promptly gave to Ellie. Poor kid was down and out fur a few days, but then bounced back after sharing the cold with Mom.

Mom sure knows how […]

By |2022-03-09T13:52:47-05:00March 9th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

My Balding Belly

You’re purrobably wondering why I’m spread eagle. Quite frankly, so am I. I can purromise you I’m not going into purrnography, I’d much rather model my handsome pants!

Ya see, Mom noticed my fur disappearing furrom my belly a couple weeks ago and became instantly paranoid about my balding belly. In true Mom fashion, she has […]

By |2022-03-02T18:12:05-05:00March 2nd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

My Furrst Picnic

I have a purretty strict diet. Mainly due to my considerly small palette that only consists of turkey, wet food, dry food, pawty-mix, and occasionally a pinch of catnip. Ellie enjoys whipping up some interesting entrées from her kitchen set on a regular basis. So when she invited me to join her for a picnic […]

By |2022-02-23T11:44:41-05:00February 23rd, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

She Loves Me

I always love updating you all, but I’m going to keep this week’s post short and sweet. 

Nevfurr have I evfurr understood the point of Valentine’s Day. Shouldn’t you show your love all 365 days of the year? Mom has mastered this concept. She’s constantly telling everyone how much she loves us a […]

By |2022-02-16T15:03:16-05:00February 16th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|

I’ve Got…Mail

Retrieving the mail is a team effort in our household, but Mom is always the one sifting through determining what needs to be addressed (pun intended) and what is deemed as junk mail. Most mail is fur Mom and Dad, occasionally fur Ellie. I almost always nevfurr receive mail; that is, until yesterday. 

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By |2022-02-09T15:29:42-05:00February 9th, 2022|The OTIS Feed|
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